21 Things Teachers Say
Being an elementary teacher comes with a unique set of challenges and humorous moments. Here are 21 sayings that every elementary teacher can relate to:
Things Teachers Say:
- WHY am I here late on a Friday.... AGAIN!!
- I can't believe I am dragging all of this crap home, I'm sure it won't even leave my trunk!!
- It's Sunday night..... do I have to get up and go to work tomorrow?
- Awww. Good morning. Thank you sweetie for the (half-eaten) breakfast treat.
- Planning time... what planning time???? Oh, you mean meeting time!
- Quiet in the halls...stay in a line... right side.
- Who on Earth locks the stall from the inside and crawls under!!!
- This is the fifth time we have done this!! What do you mean you have never heard it?
- Is there an acronym we don't have?
- I cannot believe I just sat down and in walks my admin.
- Really... how many times does a pencil need sharpening?
- You found WHAT in your desk?
- And why am I writing these standards on my board?
- Hey... it's quiet reading time! Hey... it's QUIET reading time.
- Have they never seen snow before?
- Make sure you bubble in the circle. #2 pencil only.
- Please don't pour your milk in your corn, and STOP stabbing your apple. Does your mother let you do that?
- Hey... get down from the monkey bars like that!
- Pencil shavings are the death of me!
- Quiet, it's bus call! Thank you, Jesus!
- I sure love my job!
These sayings encapsulate the day-to-day experiences, frustrations, and joys of elementary teaching. Teachers often juggle a myriad of tasks, from handling classroom management to understanding each student's unique needs. Through all the chaos, one thing remains constant – their love for teaching and their students.
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